facebook worm 

Some one who spends way too much time logged on to facebook.com

I never see her anymore, I don't think she leaves her house. She's become a complete facebook worm.

facebook worm by JimTalbot April 17, 2009

Facebookworm 

A person who pesters you on Feacebook, constantly sending irrelevancies or begging for a connection.

This is the 5th inconsequential message I've received from John today; he's become a facebookworm.

After I rejected Karen's connection request on Facebook, she sent connection requests through 3 other networking sites. She just doesn't get it. What a Facebookworm.

Facebookworm by unconnected March 13, 2009

Facebookworthy 

An event, photo, rumor, or other happening that is worthy of posting on your Facebook profile for everyone to see.

"I just partied, drank scotch & sang karaoke all night with guys and their Korean servant girl harem in their mob lair without paying a single yen. It was definitely a Facebookworthy evening."

Facebookworthy by Travitron December 16, 2008

Facebookworm 

A person who clearly spends too much time on Facebook, to the detriment of alternate social activities, or even conversation with the person or group they are currently with.

A Facebookworm could be a person in a bar or cafe , staring intently at a smartphone and "liking"away as as real life evolves around them.

Facebookworm by Sansebastian June 19, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016