facebook construct

Writing a sentence beginning with the words "name is" and then changing to a different sentence completely, such as the way you used to do on statuses on Facebook.

Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"

facebook construct by zyrone March 1, 2009

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Facebook Construction Worker

Those creepy dudes that friend hot women only to leave random comments in their photo section, usually of their bikini or clubwear/slutwear pics....said dudes are usually 1) Twice the age of the woman and/or 2) Foreigners and/or 3) Borderline Pedos. The FB equivalent of the construction worker hooting at women on the street

"Lookin good, hot mama...yeahhh" (hear it in the voice of Cheech, it's funnier)..or "ur so hot!!!!!"...or "I and you can to be the togetherness people for long time"...are typical Facebook Construction Worker phrases....

Facebook Construction Worker by weaselpuppy June 10, 2010

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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