facebook activist 

Self Righteous individual that thinks forwarding Facebook pics with captions constitutes a real effort to assist their chosen cause(s).

Your cousin, the Vegan, is a retard. He thinks he is changing people's minds when he forwards those animal pics, but he's really just a facebook activist. Please pass me some more delicious bacon.

facebook activist by activista November 25, 2013

Facebook Activist Syndrome

;a contagious disease where a person over facebook believes they are saving the world by sharing a video

;the act of posting videos over facebook believing you are changing the world, charactarized by dramatic statuses and creating facebook groups

;making a big deal over facebook on something one doesnt understand or know anything about

;watching KONY video and catching a case of Facebook Activitst Syndrome. *share to everyone, make a dramatic status about it, cry about it, make a facebook group, pretend to have made a difference* meanwhile not knowing anything about it or even being able to point it out on a map.

Facebook Activist: "I am going to save the world with this share"
Person: "Looks like youve got Facebook Activist Syndrome"

Facebook Activist Syndrome by Anti-Facebook Activist June 19, 2012

Facebook Activism 

The illusion of dedication to a cause through no-commitment awareness groups. Specifically in reference to Facebook groups centered around political issues.

Dave: Man, this genocide in Darfur is terrible. I sure wish I could make a difference.

Jenna: Well, I made a facebook group about it. We have almost one million members!

Dave: That's great! Are you all going to donate money to refugees or something?

Jenna: No, but now those murderers will really know how sad we are!

Dave: Sounds like you're really into your Facebook activism!

Facebook Activism by Rag Man May 7, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016