A girl who appears to look extremely hot in all her online photos but actually looks horrendous up front in person.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that Nicole chick who's all over your Facebook wall? She looks smoking hot, I think you should go for her!
Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!
Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!
by seanthetruthkillings April 30, 2012