You have facebook fame when people who you don't know knows you.
dude 1: How the fuck do you know me when I don't know you. And stop acting like you do before you get bitch slapped back to the Pacific rim. facebook fame is to blame.
dude 2: How man I don't know you but you're the biggest part of my life. I've been watching you for 6 months now.
dude 1: Aww fuck you man get off deez nuts.
dude 2: I still love you.