|1.||face of wisdom|
A crude, sometimes tasty sexual manoeuver. Committed as an act of foreplay, one partner will aim his bumhole towards the face of their lover and coat their face in a thick layer of feces. An experienced wisdomiser will be able to give their partner the fecal equivalent of a beard, a moustache, sideburns, a monacle and a pipe. Hence the name Face of Wisdom
Jimmi: I can't quite master the monacle yet, what should I do?
Kieran: Well get down on your knees and I'll show you man on man
Jimmi: Sweeeeeet!! It smells bad but I love it, I want a face of wisdom every day!!
Kieran: You sure do Jimmi, You sure do!!