An acronym for; Fuck Her In The Ass
Pronounced as Fajita
Commonly used with a prefix of; "I would..."
Rob: "Hey you see that redhead over there?"
Kane: "Yeah, I would F.H.I.T.A.."
a response to the phrase T.G.I.F. (thanks God its Friday) when it is actually thursday. S.H.I.T. (sorry hon its thursday)
Woman in elevator: *sigh* TGIF
Man in Elevator: S.H.I.T.
Woman looks at him blankly: what did you say?
Man: Sorry Hon its Thursday.
fuck my life hard in the ass
This is my second DUI, F.M.L.H.I.T.A.
1) oh wow he is just F.H.I.T !!!
The I.F.H.C (I F*^kin' Hate Cilantro) is a group dedicated to the enrichment of mankind through a united fortified effort to educate and warn the masses about a parasitic scourge that goes by many aliases. It is known as Cilantro to the FBI, Coriander to the KGB and Chinese Parsley to the CIA.
Members of the rival faction I.F.L.C have been prone to irrational, nonsensical and increasingly volatile behaviour and outbursts - often making public spectacles of themselves - resulting in members of I.F.H.C frequently being left feeling quite unsettled. The unsettled feeling I.F.H.C members often endure during these I.F.L.C outburts has been described as such:
"Like that feeling that you get when you're watching a show on T.V, and someone is really embarrassing themselves badly, and it's really tough to watch them do it to themselves, and you want them to stop - for their own sake - but they keep embarrassing themselves, and so then you want to change the channel because you can't bare to watch them embarrass themselves like that."
The battle rages on as I.F.H.C is still trying to change the channel to this day.
I.F.H.C is a way of life. The only way.
So Happy It's Thursday.
Much like Thank God It's Friday (T.G.I.F.)
Person 1: "Tomorrow is Friday, the weekend is near!"
Person 2: "S.H.I.T. I am so excited! Let's celebrate!"
|7.||Jesus H. Christ on a Bike|
The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.
"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"
Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"