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Bleed from the eyes 

Used when one really doesn't want to even consider doing something, as it may cause them brain trauma. Can also be described as being more appealing than the activity they are trying to get out of.
The thought of posting my significant others name to urbandictionary with a cutesy-pootsie definition of how they are the best person ever causes me to bleed from the eyes.
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eyes bled 

Used to describe someone who has bloodshot eyes, usually a result of recent drug use.
Yo son, your eyes bled. Here, use my clear eyes.
eyes bled by Street Poet January 9, 2005

My eyes are bleeding 

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.
I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

my eyes are bleeding 

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.
person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding 

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding
Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding

Eyebleed Section 

The first rows in a movie theater, you know the ones you have to tilt your head back to see the movie, the ones you get if your late for a packed screening and are almost pointless for enjoying the movie, known for causing blurry vision and headaches. The opposite of the nosebleed section.
"Hurry up, I am not sitting in the eyebleed section this time"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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