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eyeball fuck

To stare intently at another person, especially as an indication of hostility.
"Don't you eyeball fuck me, asshole!"
eyeball fuck by Kazarp September 8, 2006

eyeball fucking 

When a person looks at your significant other and the intent in the stare is sexual intimacy, oral, dirty thoughts.

Can also be used when one is staring you down in hopes of intimidation. synonymous with mad dogging.
Hey dude, why the hell are you eye ball fucking my chick. Should I leave the room so you can continue staring at my girlfriend.

After the football coach reprimanded the players and made them run a mile, a few of the players began glaring intently at him. In which the coach responded "If you guys keep eyeball fucking me, I will go to your house and donkey punch your mom. Thanks"
eyeball fucking by manic cavy March 5, 2009

eyeball fuckin 

When someone is looking at you in a agressive way, someone who is starring at you.
Befor you whoop someones ass you could say
"Why you eyeball fucking me"
eyeball fuckin by Hevynuts August 4, 2007

Eyeball Fucking 

To stare at someone in a way that makes it seem like you want to fuck.
Guy 1: Dude that girl over there is eyeball fucking you.
Guy 2: damn she fine too
Eyeball Fucking by xXsadboiXx June 16, 2018

eyeball fucked 

when a person walks past you and imagens fucking you. he is looking you up and down with his eyes.
your a hot girl and some boy passes you and thinks of you naked in bed with him. with his eyes he is looking at your body and fucking you. you now have just been eyeball fucked
eyeball fucked by valie December 12, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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