Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

Eye on the Prize

When you pop out your glass eye, get on your knees and tell him to plug your eye socket.

His dick was so small, I decided the only thing to do was keep my eye on the prize.