playing football extremely in a thunderstorm.
please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.
please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.
bobby-"ahh, man, it's thunderstorming again today"
johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"
bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."
johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"
bobby-"you'll see"
fast forward to during the game
bobby-"go long johnny"
*dramatic lightning crash*
bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"
johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"
*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*
johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"
bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."
johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"
bobby-"you'll see"
fast forward to during the game
bobby-"go long johnny"
*dramatic lightning crash*
bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"
johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"
*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*
by pocatilda. July 11, 2008