exercuse 

lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise

A: Man, I was gonna go to the gym last night, but, uh, I got the runs!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!

exercuse by Maloret December 10, 2007

Exerscuse 

Anybody who actually believes any form of exercise apart from ACTUAL exercise will work for them just as well when in actual fact they're just too lazy to do it properly.

John: So I heard Steve is using those new supplements that supposedly get you ripped in less than 2 weeks?

Dave: He's just using that as an exerscuse so he doesn't have to get off Xbox live.

Steve: Pah! Who needs running, I can run right here on my couch.

Exerscuse by thealmightyninja November 24, 2010

Exercuse 

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.

Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !

Exercuse by scmat June 23, 2021

exerscuse 

A reason not to exercise.

I was going to work out today but my exerscuse is having to finish watching my TIVO'd Colbert Reports.

exerscuse by brillo boy September 4, 2010

Exerscuse 

An excuse for performing previously normal activities which require physical exertion, yet are not 'legally' categorised as exercise. Used primarily in the 'covid19' age.

Paul: hey Rudiger, how you gonna get to Amy's house to play Trivial Persuit during this lock-down?

Rudiger: Easy bro, got the perfect exerscuse: just walking.

Exerscuse by Tripman April 16, 2020

exercuse 

Cancelling plans because you're sore from the gym.

"Jim isn't coming skating because yesterday was leg day. What a horrible exercuse."

exercuse by Tchacha May 17, 2016

Exercuse 

The reason why I didn’t exercise today

So what’s your exercuse today that you didn’t make it to the gym. Quinn

Exercuse by Quinn7 August 14, 2022