-"This girl looked at me", when actually she just walked past him
-"I talked to this girl", when actually she just looked at him
-"I Kissed this girl", when actually she just talked to him
Only lord knows what he says when she actually kisses him.
Mamita: Hearing WHAT about us?
Sami: You know things like how you two are ....
Mamita: But I just gave him a light peck on his cheek for his sweetness
Sami: But I've heard things like ....
Mamita: Oh, he's such an exaggeration queen