Ex wife: the gold digging whore you share custody of your kids with and owns all your stuff. Primary reason you sleep on a fouton above a Seven-Eleven.
by Grant Rampus July 6, 2016
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The bitch who doesn't work because she sucks every penny you earn out of your wallet for child support. She usually never lets you see the kids, but that's fine, if you take her to court, she'll falsely accuse you of sexual abuse.
This just shows how society is willing to jump to conclusions and ruin someone's life just because of what one person said about them. Your ex wife usually does this.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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A woman who married a misogynist twat, but was smart enough to realise she'd made a mistake.
Ex wife. All the women referred to above.
by annys April 20, 2010
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An ex-wife in-law is any former wife of your current husband that he had children with. Your drama with the ex-wife in-law will run far deeper than your other in-laws.
My ex-wife in-law struck again, this time she ruined the holidays for the children.
by just plain had enough November 16, 2009
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An unstable woman with a terrible personality disorder who divorces you despite your efforts over more than a decade of marriage to "save things" for her and your children. She then fights to keep the children away from you for no good reason and she abuses the legal system in order to do so because they favor psycho ex-wives, even to the detriment of the children and then relentless torments you even though she got most everything she set out to do... except KILL YOU... yet.
My ex-wife is a psycho. She is so unbelievable a psycho ex-wife that I post blog items of her emails, instant messages, and transcripts of voice mails because no one would believe them with just a simple face-to-face story. This bitch is a PSYCHO EX-WIFE!
by Mister-M January 10, 2008
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BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009
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the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.
my second ex wife stole the kids and half my money, just like my first ex wife.
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