Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles June 26, 2017
by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 3, 2022
A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
Bf ex is the boy you still like who still likes you back even though y’all broke up.
This isn’t a regular ex, y’all still text, talk & call. You want to get back together and don’t plan on seeing anyone else. But are broken up for the mean time for what ever reason.
Broken up or on a break thingy but both want to get back together we just have things to work on first.
Bf ex is the boy you still like who still likes you back even though y’all broke up.
This isn’t a regular ex, y’all still text, talk & call. You want to get back together and don’t plan on seeing anyone else. But are broken up for the mean time for what ever reason.
Broken up or on a break thingy but both want to get back together we just have things to work on first.
1 “I’m so glad you are broke up with that kid max”
2 “yeah, move on”
3 “Ew no I still love him, he still loves me to we snap every day”
2 “we’ll he’s your ex now, ex boyfriends stay in the past their a ex for a reason”
3 “mmm no he’s my bf ex not ex bf, see bf ex is someone you still want to be with and they still want to be with you”
1 “huh?”
3 “yeah where broke up or on some break thingy but we both want to get back together we just have things to work on first”
A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
2 “yeah, move on”
3 “Ew no I still love him, he still loves me to we snap every day”
2 “we’ll he’s your ex now, ex boyfriends stay in the past their a ex for a reason”
3 “mmm no he’s my bf ex not ex bf, see bf ex is someone you still want to be with and they still want to be with you”
1 “huh?”
3 “yeah where broke up or on some break thingy but we both want to get back together we just have things to work on first”
A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.