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everclear goggles 

A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, EVERCLEAR goggles would cause you to have sex with a dead animal.
Bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. He's wearing the everclear goggles again!

Everclear 

A fantastic band from the 90's with many hit songs. Simply Awesome!
I love listening to Everclear~they always lift my mood!
Everclear by Starchylde May 14, 2016

Everclear Roulette 

Can occur any time drinking is taking place. Everyone gets a shot glass. All glasses are filled with vodka, except one. The exception is filled with Everclear. All shot glasses are mixed up and all participants grab a shot glass. All at once everyone does the shot. The loser, or winner depending on the way you look at it, gets the shot of Everclear.
Pat - "Let's play everclear roulette"
Matt - "I dont wanna play"
Jeremy - "Do it pussy"
Brad - "Yeah don't be a bitch"
Pat - "Stop being a vagina...our grandparents fought WW2 for this shit. This is our generations Normandy"

everclear 

195-proof grain alcohol that can run your fucking car with. seriously. very economical in the creation of mixed drinks, as everclear contains about 250% of the alcohol in most other hard liquors, and has no taste besides that of alcohol. Also, one can spit it into a flame and, quite literally, breathe fire. Taking a straight shot of everclear is like swallowing oven cleaner, and has approximately the same effect on the liver.
My roommate drank ten straight shots of everclear last night, and now he's not waking up

He's dead, you dumb fuck
everclear by CO1115 December 26, 2006

Everywear 

When you wear one piece of clothing everywhere
"I like that shirt, do you wear it often?"
"Everywear."
Everywear by monicalewinsky March 17, 2015

Everydead 

Command used by gypsies requesting you dig up your dead relatives and have sex with them.
Variations include:
oyadead
evayadayd
all ya dead
go fuck all ya dead .etc .etc.
Oh everydead mate/sir/miss!
Everydead by James Henderson October 17, 2006