Evergreen

That stupid ship that was blocking the Suez canal an pissing off every cargo ship in the world.

Guy: "Get out of the road! Your blocking us all like that freaking Evergreen!"

by Just_some_random_memer March 30, 2021

evergreen

Definition: "evergreen" is a verb and
"to evergreen" means: to lay across a passage such that it gets blocked

Examples of usage:

▪️The bus just evergreen ed

▪️Oh, God, look the car is slowly evergreen ing

by Ketan J March 28, 2021

evergreen

dumb dumb fucking idiot cat who thinks he's that touph because he's got a big dick

fuck you benb :evergreenpogchamp:

by epic square chad Gamer October 3, 2021

Evergreening

To block something to the point that nothing else can get past.

There were so many people evergreening the Walmart on Black Friday I couldn't get past the doors to buy a PS5

by soulmanpt March 29, 2021

Evergreening

The act of holding up a queue of people, vehicles, etc. by standing still, either voluntarily or involuntarily.

Named after two separate incidents in which traffic was brought to a standstill by Evergreen vehicles in March 2021 - once in the Suez Canal, and once on a freeway in China.

Those damn construction crews are evergreening the intersection.

by Great Big Pillock March 29, 2021

Evergreen local schools

Evergreen...is a shitty, and puddle of diarrhea school. Majority of students at evergreen think they are hood, but have only acted hood towards cornstalks. They vape and when they get caught they suck dick to get their vapes back. Evergreen is the most horrible school ever due to their lame ass rules and scumbags that they so call "educate" at Evergreen. Due to Evergreen sucking a massive dick at football all the guys like to trash talk because they are ass. Overall Evergreen is full of retarded wannabe hood boys who have grown up in cornstalks, trash talkers, and some dumb ass people for real.

The gay bar is located inside of Evergreen Local Schools.

by Realtalkingman November 5, 2019