someone so excessively pretentious (read: black turtlenecks, copy of Camus under the arm, possibly emo glasses), but has no real intelligence, is commonly referred to a Eurotard.
"Oh, so what happened in that book?"
"Well, like, I didn't actually READ it; who does that anymore? Only the unwashed proletariat and you barbaric Americans..."
"What a eurotard."
A retard from Europe.
at about 4am, the eurotards invade the chat room.