Euro Pass
A wimpy european backhand pass (hockey), used mainly by European players (eg. Andrei Kostitsyn, Montreal Canadians).
Euro Pass by Matt Vita, Lorne Clements January 14, 2008
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euro pass
An aggressive passing maneuver.
Verb.
To pass in an an aggressive yet jerk-free manner, while meeting the following stipulations:
Must have at least a 30km/h speed difference between your golf/jetta and the 'opposing vehicle' (hereby known as the 'opposed').
Must accelerate to the passing speed IN YOUR OWN LANE. this ensures maximum euro-flair on the aptly named "flare".
The "flare" is one of the most important aspects of the euro pass. by speeding up to this high speed, you will be closing the gap between yourself and the opposed. DONT LET UP! this is the most important part of the maneuver. at some point during this mad acceleration dash, the opposed will have checked their rearview and noticed that you're about to ram them. while they're bracing for impact (you'll generally see things flying around their cabin, possible ducking motions), you start the "flare". Adapted from airplane terminology, you want to smoothly but aggressively apply pressure to the control stalk (usually a steering wheel) so as to load up the right side of the suspension (unless you're doing a reverse euro pass, which would be to the right) in a smooth and linear manner so as to maintain maximum control over your euro ride. continue to accelerate through the maneuver, and cancel the maneuver once you've safely reached the other lane. Your opposed will be both breathing a heavy sigh of relief, as well as possibly yelling some kind of euro-bashing obscenity.
**job well done**
Ideally, the euro pass maneuver is started with about a 1000' seperation from the opposed, with the "flare" being started, with the minimum speed difference in effect, at about 15-20 feet behind the opposed.
Verb.
To pass in an an aggressive yet jerk-free manner, while meeting the following stipulations:
Must have at least a 30km/h speed difference between your golf/jetta and the 'opposing vehicle' (hereby known as the 'opposed').
Must accelerate to the passing speed IN YOUR OWN LANE. this ensures maximum euro-flair on the aptly named "flare".
The "flare" is one of the most important aspects of the euro pass. by speeding up to this high speed, you will be closing the gap between yourself and the opposed. DONT LET UP! this is the most important part of the maneuver. at some point during this mad acceleration dash, the opposed will have checked their rearview and noticed that you're about to ram them. while they're bracing for impact (you'll generally see things flying around their cabin, possible ducking motions), you start the "flare". Adapted from airplane terminology, you want to smoothly but aggressively apply pressure to the control stalk (usually a steering wheel) so as to load up the right side of the suspension (unless you're doing a reverse euro pass, which would be to the right) in a smooth and linear manner so as to maintain maximum control over your euro ride. continue to accelerate through the maneuver, and cancel the maneuver once you've safely reached the other lane. Your opposed will be both breathing a heavy sigh of relief, as well as possibly yelling some kind of euro-bashing obscenity.
**job well done**
Ideally, the euro pass maneuver is started with about a 1000' seperation from the opposed, with the "flare" being started, with the minimum speed difference in effect, at about 15-20 feet behind the opposed.
"Hold on to something! we're gonna reverse europass that truck thats been hogging the left lane for the past 5 miles!"
"UHOH! I THINK THAT JETTA IS GOING TO RAM ME! ...oh phew, he was just doing a euro pass maneuver. stupid eurotrash."
"UHOH! I THINK THAT JETTA IS GOING TO RAM ME! ...oh phew, he was just doing a euro pass maneuver. stupid eurotrash."
euro pass by someeuroguydrivingajettagti July 12, 2009
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Europasivert is that one guy in class thinks google maps is a videogame, so he spends the entire school day on it.
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Europiss
A term denoting beer which (a) is brewed in Europe and (b) resembles urine in taste. Such beer is in fact brewed to appeal to American tastes, and rarely drunk in Europe.
Any use of this term betrays the speaker's xenophobia and/or utter lack of knowledge of beer, as it is common knowledge that the Americans are responsible for many of the worst crimes against beer in human history. The idea of Americans trashing European beer as a whole is therefore a joke to American and European beer connisseurs alike.
Any use of this term betrays the speaker's xenophobia and/or utter lack of knowledge of beer, as it is common knowledge that the Americans are responsible for many of the worst crimes against beer in human history. The idea of Americans trashing European beer as a whole is therefore a joke to American and European beer connisseurs alike.
Clueless American: *spits out drink violently* What the hell is this? Fucking europiss.
Bartender: Uh, that's Budweiser, sir.
Bartender: Uh, that's Budweiser, sir.
Europiss by arec_barrwin November 19, 2011
Euro pass
1. A relatively inexpensive travel voucher allowing for unlimited usage of the Euro rail and light-rail systems and the local trolley car and bus routes throughout participating European countries.
2. A uniquely old-world dump an American takes after eating the first and subsequent unpronounceable, unknown European meals. Typically released with the loud expulsion of gas accompanied with turd splatter.
2. A uniquely old-world dump an American takes after eating the first and subsequent unpronounceable, unknown European meals. Typically released with the loud expulsion of gas accompanied with turd splatter.
Katie: "Man what was that?... 'burble, burble, burble"
Jill: "I know huh... tasted weird, I couldn't even finish mine... 'splat!'
Katie: "Mom told me to ask for an american menu... 'ploop'"
Jill: "Shoulda listened.... 'kerplunk, burble-platt'"
Jan: "What's the hold up?!?"
Katie: "Chill Jan... We're right in the middle of a bodacious 'euro pass'...!
Jan: "What's that...? Yeah, whatever... Were gonna miss the train... Hurry up, and you better have your Euro passes ready this time!"
Jill: "Man... she's such a bitch. Katie... can you pass me some more toilet paper?"
Katie: "More like newspaper huh?? Here you go."
Jill: "I know huh... tasted weird, I couldn't even finish mine... 'splat!'
Katie: "Mom told me to ask for an american menu... 'ploop'"
Jill: "Shoulda listened.... 'kerplunk, burble-platt'"
Jan: "What's the hold up?!?"
Katie: "Chill Jan... We're right in the middle of a bodacious 'euro pass'...!
Jan: "What's that...? Yeah, whatever... Were gonna miss the train... Hurry up, and you better have your Euro passes ready this time!"
Jill: "Man... she's such a bitch. Katie... can you pass me some more toilet paper?"
Katie: "More like newspaper huh?? Here you go."
Europaskolan
Europaskolan by EUROPASKOLAN October 13, 2017