Eugene Lang

A school located in New York that focuses on liberal arts.

To go to this school you must:
- Smoke
- Whine about politics without doing anything
- Know at least one hipster
- be able to use the word 'gentrification' in a sentence
- try to look different, ie look like everyone else at the school
- be pathetically PC
- be liberal
- extra points if you're gay

see also liberal arts, New York, intelligent slackers

Eugene Lang is a great school, but is nothing like the real world.

by CigaretteGirl May 3, 2005

Eugene Lang

the division of the New School University that extolls the virtues of procrastination and whining; classes include Feminist Geography and the Gentrification of Zimbabwe

see "Langer"

1) Did you do your homework?
2) No, I go to Eugene Lang.

by Chaseface April 23, 2005