ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.
by knobbysexual January 25, 2022
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