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Queen of escalation

A reference to Taylor Hebert from Wildbow's "Worm" Alia 'Skitter', 'Weaver', K̵͚͕͈̺̖̈́͂́͝͝ê ͍̠̹̳̬̂̍̾̕̕þ̵̣̟̲̹̆̃̉͛̀͜h ͕͔̭͉͛̈́͒̆͘ͅṛ̴̨̣̗͕͂̄̉̌̌ï ͍̮̺͕̹́̑͂͐̉
A God once tried to kill Skitter. I don't see any gods around here, do you?
Yes, the queen of escalation escalated against god. And won.

Once, the queen of escalation tried to deescalate and surrendered to the lawful authorities. Over the next twelve hours, she killed one of the most powerful heroes in the world and a decorated military officer, and forced the evacuation of a square mile of city. She got a medal for it.
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Escalation of Inebriation 

Often seen in any college photo album, or on a Facebook page, it is the progression of random gang signs, open mouths, and other signs of drunkenness, exponentially increasing as you flip through the album.
"Man, Christie needs to work on her Escalation of Inebriation, her pictures went from a girl flashing someone, to a funeral, and then to something about Barack Obama."

Escalation date 

The date on which you decide to no longer date, but have a relationship instead.
On date 3, our escalation date, Erica and I decided to no longer date but start a real relationship.
Escalation date by Polar Sun September 24, 2018

Chemistry Escalation 

The art of a man taking charge on a date, actively creating chemistry with her, and escalating said chemistry so the relationship goes somewhere.
Bro 1: I was on a date with Mary and idk why but it didn't go anywhere.

Bro 2: Bro, you need to use chemistry escalation.

exspamation 

Using a spam filter as an explanation for ignoring someone.
Jim: My mother-in-law emailed me a invitation for dinner, so I just ignored it.
Larry: That's gonna make her mad, ignoring her like that.
Jim: I'll just say that my spam filter thought her email was spam, and it got trashed.
Larry: That is a helluva exspamation.
exspamation by Mott_the_Hoople June 13, 2011

escalation 

sudden fury of flailing fists. Heavy bumping and ditching peers over low cut fences are also a regular occurrence
On the way to the train station a sudden escalation occurred. In result twizzle and chief got ditched over a fence.

boob estimation technique 

(B)oob (E)stimation (T)echnique

The process by which one determines a woman's bust strictly by appearance from a distance. This method is also name as BET for short.

The method may involve how much the breast protrudes from the clothing that is worn on the individual. This gives the observer an indication of the volume of the boob.
Further factors may include the height or weight of the person.
Dude 1: Dude, check out the rack on that chick! How big is she?

Dude 2: I dunno man, but let's use the Boob Estimation Technique!

Dude 1: BET? You're on!