A Essex slag is usually a girl from Essex ( ovibously ) who gets dicked down five times a week and most likely lost their virginity in a unit7 bathroom. These dickheads usually over draw their eyebrows and can’t match their foundation to their actual skin tone. They have a new boyfriend each week but he’s very rarely NOT a roadman. A roadman is basically a updated chav. Essex slags usually post Instagram pictures in short shorts so they can show off their ass but not get in trouble by their parents because they are technically fully clothed.
by Jodixoo July 15, 2018