If you are ever going to dock with someone, you want to dock with an Esquiano,
He has a forgiving foreskin which will latch nicely onto the open skin of your member.
Typically hold this position for 6-7 seconds.
Equilasor; not a football word. I repeat, not a football word. It is the opposite of hogging. Equilasors think that hoggers are quite bad people. Why, you may ask? Because we take things for ourselves. We hog it basically. Equilasors think that it should be equal, hence their name , and we should share. They all look up to the rhyme, ‘sharing is caring.’ That rhyme is actually their comeback to nearly everything a hogger says. Don’t be an equilasor.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.