Eskiwhoa 

An incredibly smokin hot (almost unbelievably gorgeous) female member of the indigenous tribe of people who inhabit northern Canada, Alaska, Greenland, etc. who live by traditional methods of hunting and fishing, but occasionally make an appearance in modern civilization and when they do their mythological beauty creates an unforgettable memory in all the men who meet her that they immediately feel compelled to tell anyone they meet and their children's children stories of her unbelievable and unforgettable beauty.

Jimmy: "Tommy, take a look at that girl standing over there at the bar...I think she's an Eskimo, what's she doing in Denver?"
Tommy: "Jimmy, that's no Eskimo...that's an Eskiwhoa! Look at her...she's unbelievable! Should we go and talk to her?!?"
Jimmy: "No...I don't think she's real! Look at her...she's too perfect! She must be a mirage. Eskimos don't come this far South"
Tommy: "I'm going over to talk to her"
Jimmy: "Good luck buddy!"
Jimmy: "Dude, what happened? Did you just head butt her?"
Tommy: "Yeah, I went in to kiss her to see if she's real, but I missed and smacked her head instead!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Tommy: "No, Eskiwhoa!"

Eskiwhoa by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

eskihoe

Any female(or even male) who wears ugg boots, or anything that looks like ugg boots or any kind of eskimo looking boots, especially one that is indeed a hoe.

Whats that, your mom just got a pair of Uggs? Wow that bitch is definitly an eskihoe for sho'.

Your dad got matching ugg boots with your mom? His ass is an eskihoe too son.

eskihoe by Crassmaster Deluxe May 13, 2007

Eskihoe Kisses 

When somebody is sucking a dick and rubs the tip of it across their nose back and forth like an Eskimo Kiss

She was sucking my dick the other day and then she started to give it Eskihoe Kisses.

Eskihoe Kisses by Butts bro August 24, 2016

eskihoe

An attractive female wearing a fuzzy parka with a short miniskirt. (Street language: "A hot girl with a parka and a short skirt.)

These girls love to have the word "eskihoe" yelled at them. Even though they will act like they don't appreciate it, they're actually flattered by the word.

Last week, while I was coming home from the party, I saw the hottest eskihoe I've ever seen.

eskihoe by conkerbadfur May 9, 2008

eskihoe

A girl (usually white) who wears sweaters, leggings, and furry Uggs 24/7/365

The eskihoe straightened her leggings, pulled on her Uggs, and headed to the nearest Starbucks for her daily hunt.

eskihoe by Miscellaneous Bean November 11, 2013

eskihoe

One who originates or has lived in Alaska, while at the same time being a whore, hoe, and/or jerk-off. Well known for horny nature and natural ability to abandon others.

Bryan, the Alaskan turned New Yorker, is a dirty eskihoe.

eskihoe by Conneticutioner September 7, 2005