/z.x,cmvnb'a;sldkfjgh\q]w[eprotiyu=`-1029384756 

please for the love of god... GO OUTSIDE MY GOD. but seriously how are you SO BORED like bruh

person 1: i just searched /z.x,cmvnb'a;sldkfjgh\q]weprotiyu=`-[1029384756 on google

person 2: go get a life

/z.x,cmvnb'a;sldkfjgh\q]w[eprotiyu=`-1029384756 by nevergonnagiveyoouup January 10, 2022

epiotic 

Some epic idiot shit.

Street snowboarding from a tow rope on a city street is straight up Epiotic.

epiotic by DjHLS February 25, 2015

Blue Balled ePirate 

A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.

John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?

Ray: I've never seen a single episode.

John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?

Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.

John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.

Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?

Blue Balled ePirate by McDoh! February 13, 2010

`=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn 

Your in class bored as shit aren't you? well here you are, there is nothing beyond this boredom exepts for typing it all again but holding shift.

Random Nigga: i'm so fucking bored, i'm in emotional and physical distress off of how bored i am.

Random Nigga 2: I have reached a level of boredom no mortal can ever reach.

Random Nigga 3: My nigga i typed `=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn don't put ur ass on my level.

`=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn by wjhewjdwj dsa October 14, 2020

`=1-203948576\q]w[eprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb~+!_@)#($*%&^Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN

If you type this, you have 3 seconds until you die of boredom

you know what? im gonna type `=1-203948576\q]weprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb~+!_@)#($*%&^Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN oh crap i died of [boredom

`=1-203948576\q]w[eprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb~+!_@)#($*%&^Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN by i am a like pee October 18, 2022

`=1-203948576\q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjh/z.x,cmvnb

when your so bored that you decide to type every character on your keyboard oscillating from right to left for each line goin in

help me im `=1-203948576\q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjh/z.x,cmvnb

`=1-203948576\q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjh/z.x,cmvnb by The procrastinator-ator March 22, 2022

episotic 

An episode of a tv series that, when compared to previous episodes, pales greatly in comparison, and, in simple terms, is completely idiotic, or a complete disappointment.

James: Did you see the final episode of the Sopranos?

Mary: Yeah, that was episotic.

episotic by Ziggy McChops February 26, 2008