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Enviro-mental

A concept emphasizing that mental states, cognitive processes, and emotional responses are reflections of the environment and external conditions rather than purely internal, individual phenomena. Enviro-mental challenges the Western assumption that the mind is a self-contained entity, arguing instead that thinking, feeling, and remembering are shaped by physical surroundings, social structures, cultural tools, and ecological systems. Depression may be a response to a toxic environment, not just a brain disorder; attention spans are shaped by information architecture; memory is distributed across devices and spaces. The term is used to argue for environmental and social interventions, not just individual therapy.
Example: "She realized her anxiety wasn't a chemical imbalance but a rational response to housing insecurity and noise pollution—enviro-mental, recognizing that her mental state was a mirror of her surroundings."

Envirocognition

The study of how cognitive processes are shaped by, distributed across, and embedded in environmental structures—physical spaces, social institutions, technological tools, and cultural practices. Envirocognition rejects the idea that thinking happens only inside skulls, arguing instead that cognition is extended, embodied, and enacted. A mathematician using paper and pencil, a pilot using instruments, a shopper navigating a supermarket—all are engaged in envirocognition, where the environment is part of the cognitive system. The field has implications for education, design, and artificial intelligence.

Example: "The open-plan office was designed for collaboration, but envirocognition research showed it actually impaired focused work by flooding the cognitive environment with distractions."
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disney environmentalism 

A form of environmentalism, based entirely on emotions, instead of science. Jumping to emotional conclusions, without even trying to understand the science behind what's going on. If your view of nature, look's like the forest from the disney movie bambi, that's disney environmentalism.
People say we should all live on green power, and organic food, but never think it through. You just can't keep 7 billion people fed, and warm that way. It's total disney environmentalism.

AP Environmental

The I-don't-feel-like-taking-a-science-class, science class.
Person: Hey, I'm taking Physics next year, you?
Person 2: Chem was brutal. I signed up for AP Environmental
Person: Sick.

Environmentally Hot 

An increase of attractiveness caused by inferior surroundings.
I'm usually not attracted to TJ, but at the computer seminar he was environmentally hot!
Environmentally Hot by Mr. Wilsonn October 21, 2010

Environmental Conservation Police 

Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on
John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!

environmental sustainability 

The maintenance of the factors and practices that contribute to the quality of environment on a long-term basis.
Government: "Hey, how does your company use environmental sustainability"
Company CEO: "Oh, we have different limits on how much fish we can catch"

The environmentalist 

Sexual position: When in doggy style, you take a plastic 6 ring from a 6 pack. pull it across her neck and say

"Whos my little turtle"
"So last night I did the environmentalist"
The environmentalist by D.ckjones November 15, 2019