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Wasn't getting enough out of the relationship 

The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.
Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"

Some chick "Yes"

Some guy "Why did you cheat?"

Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."

Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"

Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."

Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"

Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."

Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"

Some chick "......"

Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
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this town aint big enough for the both of us 

when u need to shoot down ur homie because the town just aint big enough
PERSON 1: this town aint big enough for the both of us, pardner
PERSON 2: (gets shot)

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples? 

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends
is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us 

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.
Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026