ENGLISHISIZE 

ENG-LISH-I-SIZE
When a friend or somebody who you are talking to doesn’t make any sense and you want them to explain what they mean, or what the heck they are talking about

Nerd:(Insert nerdy thing that only nerds understand)
You: ENGLISHISIZE
Nerd:(Insert something that regular people understand)

ENGLISHISIZE by Insertdead2013wordlikeyolo June 28, 2017

Englishgasm 

A feeling, similar to an orgasm caused by good English in an English class. Can be achieved multiple times in one sitting by either a female or male.

The feeling of "Oh my god this isn't just another mindless drone in my English class! This is actually good writing." Englishgasms lead to good marks, the more Englishgasms you give him/her the better your marks.

My godsauce body paragraphs gave my TA a major Englishgasm.

Dude, my intro was sloppy, my thesis lacked content and validity, but man did I nail the conclusion! Relating Ernest Hemingway to Oscar Wilde to modern man's whimsical viewpoint probably rocked her world with multiple Englishgasms.

Lord Byron gives me an Englishgasm with every word he writes.

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more." OMG so many HUGE Englishgasms! Oh Shakespeare you brilliant bastard you have ruined me for other literature!

Englishgasm by WordN00B March 17, 2010

Englishish Teacher 

"English" Teachers in a foreign country mainly in Asia who are not from a country where their mother tongue is English. They are some shade of white and somehow have their employer fooled that they are from North America, Australia, or the UK.

Student: Damnit, not another Englishish teacher.
Mom: You mean English Teacher right?
Student: No I mean Englishlish because he is not from America, Canada, UK, or Australia. He is from Belarus. Where the hell is Belarus!?

Englishish Teacher by ursaggybutt101 March 8, 2017

Englishisms

the making up of words that doesn't exist particularly in the English language(vocabulary).

Gus: Yo homey! you should have seen my scatterphlat swing yesterday! it was sick!

Nic: Please, just stop! I'm tired of your englishisms. They are as dumb as you are.

Englishisms by pinchharmonicz January 20, 2011

Englishshean 

People who think and manufacture new English words and publish it to the world.

The man is an Englishshean
My dad is an Englishshean

Englishshean by Dezemular April 9, 2023