Top Definition
Pinning somebody down on their back and holding their arms down while another person drops his pants and rubs his anus and testicles on the pinned person's face
"You better back off or we'll give yo ass the English crumpet"

Person 1: "Why is he puking?"

Person 2: "Because that boy just got an English crumpet"
by michelleelala December 05, 2014
The act of eating a crumpet out of a pussy
He had an English crumpet for breakfast
by Dr.seemorevaginas December 08, 2013

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