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Friedrich Engels

Born in November 28, 1820 ,Friedrich Engels was a German philosopher, communist, social scientist, journalist, businessman and son of a wealthy bourgeois owner of large textiles factories. Engels co-authored the Manifesto of the Communist party or also known as Communist Manifesto with Marx and also supported him financially.
''Just as Darwin discovered the law of development of organic nature, so Marx discovered the law of development of human history: the simple fact, hitherto concealed by an overgrowth of ideology, that mankind must first of all eat, drink, have shelter and clothing, before it can pursue politics, science, art, religion, etc.''
-Friedrich Engels
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Engelskifisering 

Norwegians always complaining about their language fading away and English takes it's place even though it won't happen. This fear is repeated every year in Norwegian class and all students are forced to write a paper about this.
Engelskifisering skal være sluttendet norske språk
Engelskifisering by norstudent November 13, 2018

engelika 

awesome bitch. most prettiest bhaddie you'll ever meet
wow, shes such an engelika
engelika by idiotic bitch February 11, 2020

Friedrich Engels

Sugar daddy of Karl Marx, who gave him a lot of money all the time. He also secretly had a gay relationship with Marx, resulting in the great communism manifesto, which actually resembles the Kamasutra for the politically interested.
Friedrich Engels and Karl Marx are so sweet together!
Friedrich Engels by DrückDichDirk December 23, 2022
1. Noun: A person (male or female) who can finish off an entire 17 inch burrito by himself, plan a perfect escape mid-bank robbery, and chew through curium at critical mass, but for the love of him/her struggle greatly with simple tasks such as remembering where he/she put his/her keys.

2. Verb: To yell out "killa" in a highly inappropriate place, such as a Whole Foods or a showing of the movie "Constantine".

3. Adjective: An odd, yellowish/green hue.
1. Sam: God dude, what did I do with my wallet? ... You gonna finish that pizza?

Bryce: Dude, you're such an engelke

2. Carlo: My girlfriend engelked during the Chick Corea concert yesterday and got us both kicked out

3. Matt: Ohh, dude. I feel kind of sick.

Max: You're looking a bit engelke, dude. Maybe you shouldn't have eaten that shrimp.
Engelke by Dionarapthevicious April 15, 2009
a band geek that is super cool and pretty (girl)
Man that girl must be born from an Engels
Engels by racewalkinggamer March 21, 2008
Short mythical creature; lurks in the hallways unknowingly. Featured in game of thrones as tyerian lannister
Guy #1: "Have you seen jim today? He has a report due!"
Guy #2: "Nah man I think hes pulling an engelken"
engelken by engelkdude October 26, 2017