If enraged, It's engaged 

To anger someone/something in order to get undivided attention.

You have to piss him off before you get any reaction out of him. "If enraged, It's engaged" was coined just for people like that!

If enraged, It's engaged by talk2me-JCH2 January 30, 2021

Engaged to be Engaged 

When you're so in love but don't have a ring but ready to lay down all the commitments.

OMG Sarah, he proposed!" Explains long romantic night. "Well there is no ring and he didn't get down on one knee but this is the real thing. He asked if we could be 'Engaged to be Engaged'."

Engaged to be Engaged by I said YES February 22, 2023

engayed 

The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.

Did you hear the news? Paul and Tom got engayed. I can't wait for their wedding!

engayed by Dan A. Root March 14, 2006

Engaged 

When you can still wise up and back out before you make the biggest mistake of your life.

Stan: Hey Dan, I just got engaged!

Dan: What the hell did you just say?

Stan: I just got engaged to Marie.

Dan: Jesus fucking christ, have you even thought about what that means?

*Stan ponders Dan's question*

Stan: Oh shit, your right..guess what I'm going to do now?

Dan: What?

Stan: Call this thing off, and if she don't like it, I'm going to dump her! Regardless of what happens meet me at my house later, were going to party all night long!!

Dan: Let Freedom Ring!

*Stan and Dan high five*

Engaged by StanTheeMan January 19, 2010

pre engaged 

the step in a relationship before the engagement. more than "just boyfriend and girlfriend" but not quite engaged yet. but with definte plans on engagement and marriage in the future.

a promise, a commitment.

"will you marry me? not today and not tomorrow, but one day?"

"yes. of course <3"

"so this means, we are engaged now?"
"not quite. we are pre engaged"

pre engaged by kggirl2k14 April 14, 2014

Facebook Engaged  

Replacing your profile pic with one of you and your spouse at the same time as them just before linking relationship statuses. Thus two circles of friends are informed and sent a pair (2) of pictures of the happy couple!

"Did you see Alvin got Facebook Engaged ?"

"Yeah, his profile said he's now in a relationship with Linda and there were two pictures of them together."

"Man, we better start planning his bachelor party!"

Facebook Engaged by rezinagro January 23, 2009

killswitch engaged 

what people who dont listen to the band(killswitch engage) call it, when referred to in conversation

bob: man did you get the new killswitch engaged album?!
bill: no! I did get the new killswitch engage album though!
bob: oh! are they any good?
bill: your lucky your cute :)

killswitch engaged by patty! January 11, 2009