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empollando

Sexual relations in order to conceive a child. Act of conceiving. To conceive (in spanish).
Claudia and Mike are "empollando" to finally get that girl they always wanted.
empollando by MAG85 June 13, 2007
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Gen. Empoleon 

The biggest kiss-ass on Smogon, and ultimately just a huge fag. He thinks he's good at Ubers but in reality he just sucks. He works too hard at attempting to gain respect and he ends up looking stupid.
Gen. Empoleon: Jumpy! <3

Jumpman16: Hey, Gen.

Gen. Empoleon: I finished the Parasect analysis! Now I can show how good he is in Ubers!

Gen.Empoleon: If anybody wants to read it just ask me!!!

Jumpman16: In a bit, I'm busy.

Gen. Empoleon: Are you sure? It's really great, I put hours of work into it just like with every Team Rate I do! It's a surprise I haven't gotten a badge yet, and I'm not even a Mod either! It's a shame, because I spend my whole life on Smogon, and I don't leave the house other than to get food. I mostly stay on Shoddy posting little hearts made with < and 3 to try and kiss up to people. Because once I finally get modded on Smogon, my life will be complete.

TU-Faint: Gen. you suck.

Gen. Empoleon: Guys ban him! He's trolling me!!

Dracoyoshi08: Who wants a hug! Hugs for all!! <3 <3
Gen. Empoleon by Loco of the Poke February 15, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026