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Internet that constantly cuts itself.
"Sorry I didn't reply to your e-mail last night, my emonet was acting up."
by Sekuna October 08, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a man who has been known to paint lyrical masterpieces
Damn, is that Emonet paintin them lyrical masterpieces again? his rhymes are dank!
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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