Eminitis 

When you grow up in a trailer park and are permanently attracted to trashy chicks. No amount of social mobility or class elevation can change the intense attraction to trashy chicks. The term is derived from the rapper Eminem, who grew up in a trailer park. Even once famous, he still banged and sought out trashy chicks. There is no known cure.

Jim: Duuuude! Check out that chick over there, 8/10!
Bri: The one with the skunk hair and tramp stamp???
Jim: Yeah!
Bri: Uhhhh, she's like a 5....
Jim: My Eminitis must be dickin' up again....

Eminitis by 1.6 pro blackout May 23, 2016

Emilitus 

A pychological condition that stems from an utter infatuation with or affinity towards any person named Emily, Emilia, or Emilz ("E"). It listed as an Axis-II personality disorder "mental illness" by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. Labeling it as a "mental illness" or "disorder" is somewhat misleading as it's noted symptoms are rarely, if ever, negative. The DSM-IV lists 7 symptoms of Emilitus, 5 of which must have been experience in no more than a one week period for an accurate diagnosis. These symptoms include: overwhelming feeling of euphoria when near this particular("E"); a persistant feeling of discontent when apart from "E"; constant desire for physical intimacy of any kind with "E"; mutual fits of spontaneous, uncontrollable laughter with "E"(a.k.a. Ridiculitus); inability to stop smiling when with or talking to "E"; constantly having and acting on the urge to stare psuedo-creepily at the stimulus and say "Yeah" in an psuedo-creepy voice; and incessently hearing the song "Ride" in one's head

Ridiculitus is a symptom and subcategory of Emilitus. Ridiculitus refers to shared fits of uncontrollabe laughter that have no primary cause outside of Emilitus.

Emilitus by R.D. Colmes May 16, 2007

emolitist 

A combination of the words "emo" and "elitist"; it describes one who listens to emo music and regards any bands that they don't like as "trash". They tend to be indie snobs and they look down on those who don't share their taste in music

That kid is such an emolitist. He thinks that they're all posers because they didn't like the Used until after they became popular, which at point he stopped liking the Used. Now if anyone he knows doesn't like Small Brown Bike or Something Corporate, he won't even talk to them in public.

emolitist by Miss Maranda July 2, 2003

Emailitist 

A smartphone user who disdains SMS text messages in favor of email.

Since Russ got a smartphone, he's become a total emailitist. Whenever he receives a text, he only responds by email.

Emailitist by GRSkeptics March 17, 2011