saurabh: Relax, 1% of these emails is ages old and the other 99% he sent to himself from fake mail-ids.
sid: wow! That's some crazy emailFlauntoholic.
*naman walks in, beaming with pride*
sid: congra-fuckin'-tulations naman, you got loads of chicks to bang.
naman: ah, they bother me so much. *fakes a shrug*