A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely egotistic.
Guy 1: Did you know that Intel PC's are coming out with native quad-cores for Yorkfield?
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.
by Lee Savery October 15, 2007
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