the one. the holy. the mad. famously known on youtube for very wrong reasons. votes waroona as the biggest coon bludgen shit hole. usually found in unkempt habitats, such as dodgy train stations or IGA, with either a bong/bottle/derro whacken stick in hand. if she had only one match and a smoke, she'd still use the match to burn down waroona even if it meant sacrificing a durrie.
'if emjay was here, we'd be wasted by now'
by miss tripz September 15, 2008
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16 year old alcoholic who is the queen of head. Massive breasts, huge fanny flaps and ludicrous lips are just some of the features of this legendary teenager.
Dude, Em Jay flashed her tits on webcam!
by The Turdinator April 05, 2005
The goddess of procrastination. One with big boobs and likes geebas. Tends to frolich in meadows.
Yo, dawg...dont be so emjay, hurry dah eff up.
by emjay February 13, 2005