elowell 

The long form of LOL, with each letter enunciated so as to add comedic effect.

Tim: I hit a mailbox on the way to work today.
Joe: elowell
Tim: Uhhh...what?
Joe: LOL
Tim: oh I see, you were using the comically-long version of the popular phrase
Joe: that I was, tim

elowell by ineedabetterpseudonym June 29, 2011

Ewell 

Really nice large village just outside London in the north of Surrey. It's a mile from Epsom and two miles from Cheam, with which it shares the vast and beautiful Nonsuch Park. It is very picturesque with some buildings dating back centuries, lovely old churches and a small village centre park called Bourne Hall park which also features a library and a large and very pretty pond complete with a fountain. Ewell is also home to the excellent Ewell Castle School.

When in Ewell it's pleasant to visit Bourne Hall to get some books from the library and then have a picnic in Bourne Hall Park overlooking the pond.

Ewell by .l April 29, 2014

Elwealth 

The act of considering spending your hard earned wealth in a skate shop.

"Hey Rich it's time i spent my wealth"

"What Wealth?"

"My Elwealth"

Elwealth by Luke Elwell July 14, 2006

Ewell castle

A place where sluts and druggies go to slag each other off. all the geeks have acne

Ewww that Ewell castle neek has acne.

They all do

Ewell castle by hello_dont_call_me January 30, 2019

Bob Ewell 

White trash that accused an innocent black man of raping his daughter in classic book To Kill a Mockingbird. Full name is Robert E. Lee Ewell.

That house is so run down you'd think Bob Ewell lived in it.

Bob Ewell by honro April 11, 2017

Bilal Elmellas 

Bilal Elmellas is a man lf great talent. He also has a very huge Dick and many men are jealous of it. He is also a very handsome guy who can pull any girl with a wink of an eye. Bilal Elmellas has many small friend groups and like to stay close with the people he loves the most. He is also very moroccan to the point that he knows arabic better than any person in his family, on the topic of family he is very close to his family and his family is number one to him no matter what. Bilal is also A very intellectual person who likes to study far from home and make nee friends along the way. Bilal is someone no one can argue with as he hates to say no and loves to hang out with friends.

Bilal Elmellas is a good guy

Bilal Elmellas by Bilal Elmellas November 4, 2021

Ewell castle

A shitty ass school where ugly boys live. And the girls just smell like alcoholic perfume. It's full of people that cant be asked to do anything in life. Every sports teacher fucks each other. Everyone who graduates from ewell castle becomes a stripper.

Everyone has either ache or is ugly af.

Did u hear about that pedo teacher that teaches at ewell castle.

Ewell castle by Fuck this shit I'm out October 11, 2019