Urban Dictionary: elsewise

1.	elsewise
	German derivation on proper adverbial use in reference to women, sports, food, society, or overall global domination. I can come over tonight, elsewise I could just stay home and make some sausages. buy elsewise mugs & shirts ved-el-veis stew clark kent mystro e-ls-tide by Mylon Dieter Feb 8, 2008 add a video
2.	Elsewise
	The combination of the words otherwise and elsewhere, meaning to simultaneously change physical location and topic, attitude, activity, or situation. Hey Don, let's get elsewise lest da biddies get buggy. We'll bounce dis joint AND get high. buy elsewise mugs & shirts otherwise elsewhere place home booty dance high cheesefries else wise brooklyn bounce by Madisaurus Jun 26, 2010 add a video