German derivation on proper adverbial use in reference to women, sports, food, society, or overall global domination.
I can come over tonight, elsewise I could just stay home and make some sausages.
by Mylon Dieter February 08, 2008
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A shorter and more sophisticated way of saying otherwise that should be in Webster's, but it's NOT.
Can I come over and stick it in your booty hole, elsewise I'll just stay home and bake a pie.
by pharnhyte December 13, 2014
The combination of the words otherwise and elsewhere, meaning to simultaneously change physical location and topic, attitude, activity, or situation.
by Madisaurus June 26, 2010