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Erectricution 

The act of strapping a source of electricity to man’s shaft and cranking up the current. It is used as both a form of torture and foreplay.
Person 1: Honey, you up for some Erectricution tonight?

Person 2: I’m gonna have to pass, the electricity burns are still there from our last erectricution session.

Electrocution 

A sex act in which a penis is inserted into an eye socket.
You remember that chick with the eye patch? She gave me electrocution last night, brah.
Electrocution by MrPang October 14, 2010

Electrocutionist 

“police believe an electrocutionist was responsible for both deaths caused by electric shock "
Electrocutionist by AF_OrFate March 9, 2023

Electricutify 

When that lightning thing comes for you in mario Kart 8
Person1: How dare you electricutify me

Person2: You deserved it after that stoooopid ink blob
Electricutify by Bts is anon. April 15, 2018

Electrocution Bolts 

The electrocution bolts struck a tree

Electrition 

The result of shoddy workmanship at the hands of an electrician suffering from a sense of attrition.
"Oi what a shock! This panel's all shorted to ground mate!"

"Must've been the handywork of that dastard electrition again. Bastard doesn't know his Greens from Reds!"
Electrition by ack ack October 25, 2007