eight legged freak

A crawly little creature with eight legs.

eight legged freak by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Eight-legged anal walkers 

It is the act of laying a women on her back, chaining her ankles to her neck so she can't move, then you deficate, urinate, and ejaculate on her butthole, vagina, and gooch. Then you leave it to sit for excactly 4.63 days, by this time there should be bugs and maggots walking around her genitalia, thus being anal walkers.

Dude, that chick in you basement still have those eight-legged anal walkers?

Eight-legged anal walkers by Spraynard_Kruger May 28, 2009

Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

Eight-Legged Chinese Man by The Horny December 1, 2023