eight legs up

Stoned to the point where your limbs and brain are no longer communicating. Inspired by the octopus emoji, which can be used to describe a stoned state. An octopus's limbs have their own nervous system independent of its brain.
Dude, I'm so baked I'm eight legs up!
by CuriousAlice August 10, 2015
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eight legged freak

A crawly little creature with eight legs.
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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Eight-legged anal walkers

It is the act of laying a women on her back, chaining her ankles to her neck so she can't move, then you deficate, urinate, and ejaculate on her butthole, vagina, and gooch. Then you leave it to sit for excactly 4.63 days, by this time there should be bugs and maggots walking around her genitalia, thus being anal walkers.
Dude, that chick in you basement still have those eight-legged anal walkers?
by Spraynard_Kruger May 28, 2009
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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 02, 2023
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