When you wake up scared and naked from a drunken stupor and a tall man named Tony and his friend are eiffel towering you.
I dont remember anything from last night. I woke up and some guy named Tony and his friend were leaving the motel room saying, "That was a solid fuck. That chick just got eiffel tony'd! Hey man, lets order a meat lovers pizza!"
by Jeff Picklestein February 25, 2014