people who use the internet IE: myspace, facebook , online video games etc. to make themselves feel better about themselves, causing them to stroke their ego penis
Matt got a new comment on myspace today saying how hott he is therefor causing his ego penis (ep) to grow.
by lovesit6914 August 8, 2008
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The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 19, 2004
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The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people
Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight”
by XnippleheartsX March 24, 2022
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