1. a word you use instead of a swear, like when a teachers there or something.
2. a conversation starter
3. a grandma licking lollipops while drinking green cola that has been sitting in the blue sky for 6 months and 46 days the exact age of my pumpernickel bread which has been made recently according to my nifty calendar with some light mustard dipping sauce
1. YOU'RE SUCH AN EGGWHEAT
2. so, how bout them eggwheats?