A variant of Edward 40hands which involves taping a wine glass (preferably unbreakable) and a bottle of wine of the participant's choice to their hands with duct tape. The participant must pour from the wine bottle into the class and drink from the glass only. Only after the bottle and glass are both empty may the items be removed from the hands.
Edward Classyhands is one of the classiest things you can do with duct tape and booze.

He's such a lightweight--he was trashed after one game of Edward Classyhands.
by DrunkasaurusPrime March 9, 2011
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