eturdity

The time that you spend waitingin line for your turn in the bathroom.

Ohhhhh gawd, I really gotta use the bathroom. What is taking her so long in there? I've been out here for, like, an 'eturdity'!

eturdity by Bryan Gilbreath June 24, 2009

Enturdment

The feeling one gets when one badly needs help but is not popular enough to have friends, not rich enough to have employees, and not powerful enough to have lackeys.

Dave needed help but was suffering from a severe case of enturdment as John and Amy were both indisposed.

Enturdment by Backpeddle October 4, 2012

edgurd

edgurd is a sexy monster who will destroy you with his giga shclong, also known as edvard rasikas, never i mean never make him mad he will box you in your face. BE WARE when you have a sleepover he will have sex with you whilst you sleep boy or girl. EDVARD RASIKAS.

who aggressively molested your 7y old sister?

It was EDGURD as always.

edgurd by EDVARD RASIKAS March 5, 2023

Edturdment 

Entertainment that is shit, simply put. Usually the kind of stuff seen on low-quality kids shows.

Spongebob Squarepants is a colorful piece of edturdment.

Edturdment by Noname126 October 12, 2009

Erturded 

is retarded peoples way of saying retard

Your so fuckin erturded

Erturded by Gasian August 29, 2009

Editurd 

1. An Editor who is full of shit. A shitty editor. A bullshit editor. An editor who sucks at editing.

2. Doing a shitty job at editing material.

1. These Urban Dictionary Editurds are full of shit.

2. Dude1: Did they review your submission?
Me: Na! they just Editurd my shit; those lazy fucks!

Editurd by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Eturdgency 

The immediate need to use the bathroom.

Oh my gosh, this lunch is not sitting well. I'm having an Eturdgency!

Eturdgency by Steve925 August 1, 2011