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Ebrolocation 

Similar to echolocation, however it's the method for white teenage boys to locate their friends while not within sight of each other.
BTW, this ACTUALLY happened, and is the source of this UD entry:

Biff: "Dude, where's Chad?"
Skeeter: "Dude, I think he was over in the Walmart shoe aisle looking for Shaqs"
Chad (heard faintly from across the store): "DUDE!"
Biff: "DUDE!" (moving toward the sound of his bro)
Chad: "DUDE!" (responding to the sound of his bro)
Biff: "DUDE!" (nearer to Chad)
Chad: "DUDE!! THEY'VE GOT SHAQS!"
Biff: "DUDE! NO WAY!!!"
My daughter: "Douchebags find each other using ebrolocation"
Ebrolocation by T3chTon1c February 5, 2019
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Echolocation 

Finding your spouse's lips in complete darkness of a bedroom after making kissing sounds.
Echolocation is a known phenomenon by which bats identify their prey
Echolocation by Nika123 October 7, 2012

Echolocation Kink 

When you are sexually attracted to the noise that bats, dolphins and whales make.
Dolphin: EEEEE eee-Ee-Eeeeeee-eee
Me(with Echolocation Kink): Damn shawty ok !!

cephalorectal colocation 

A condition where the person can't determine reality due to having their cranium inside their rectum.
The Far Right suffers from cephalorectal colocation.

Asian-echolocation 

The ability of an Asian to sense a fellow Asian.
Due to Asian-echolocation, she knew her Asian friend had entered the room.

Nerd Echolocation 

The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.
"Hey do you know where Matt is?"

"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"

"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click

"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."
Nerd Echolocation by azmike80 February 14, 2013

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
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