the perfect boy. a smooth talker, and a heart breaker.hes a player, but he is still loyal. very easy to fall for, and very hard to stop falling. YOur best friend, then your boyfriend. Usually has a beiber haircut which makes all the girls come to him.
by haithereimawesome February 16, 2012
Celz- Man, that David Eckstein is awesome. I'd rather have him up with the bases loaded than Albert Pujols.
Dak- Leave my house. I hate you. And don't forget your hat. Eckstein blows and so do you.
Dak- Leave my house. I hate you. And don't forget your hat. Eckstein blows and so do you.
by Pat A April 29, 2007
I bet you that everything that has ever walked on the property of Eckstien has given them permenant chills down their spine. Lets not even get started on the fact that about every single fucking girl is a thot and weve pretty much invented the thot knot. You'll realize that one your in the classroom your trapped in two different ways, first way is that theres no way to get out becuase you got fuckin Mrs. Poort standing at the door and if anyone gets up she'll call your mama and have em' come over and spank you and theres bars on the windows, and the other trapped is the terrible state of deppression thst your in becuase when you walk in your instantly hit with the sight of Ms. Nuasbaums saggy ass tits. Anyways... dont go its a terrible school :)
by 8th Grade Faggot January 17, 2019
Eckstein middle school is the most gay school in the state of Washington. Eckstein is so gay people walk around with there cocks hanging out.
by DeeperDadi June 6, 2022