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One who rides Microsoft Excel all day. Taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullshit descriptions of stuff your boss wants put upon eBay.
"Hey Alex, Paul wants 40 things up on eBay today."

"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"

"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."
by Mr. Asshole January 23, 2007

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